Ride short · Lift heavy

Strong enough to laugh at yourself.

Gym tees for 90s kids who lift and never took themselves too seriously. They're cut for athletic builds, soft enough to live in, and they say what everyone's thinking.

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The tees

Next Level athletic-cut tees: tapered sleeves, soft ring-spun cotton, built for people who actually lift.

For the gym bag

Stickers & patches

Weatherproof die-cut vinyl stickers, rubberized PVC patches with Velcro already on the back, and a Short Bus tab built like the real thing.